Look at how the dog viciously attacks the ball and runs threateningly towards someone (possibly an innocent child) off frame. Bad!
I fucking hate dogs, they’re disgusting and small
But sometimes they’re big and want to play
ball
and I’m like fuck off, you make me sick
and if you come any closer I might even
kick!
But worst of all, they drool, they bark, and don’t even purr
and sometimes they even have poop in their
fur.
'Crazy cat lady writes poem about dogs' - That could be your blurb. Reading your poem put a smile on my face despite subject matter, so I guess that it worked.
ReplyDeleteSweet rhymes. So relatable. 10/10.
ReplyDeleteThe picture and attached description makes me suspect that we have got a little irony embedded in this poem. It is still quite hilarious and entertaining, however, and does not stray too far from the truth. Always remember to wash your hands after a good petting session with your dog... you never know where it has been.
ReplyDeleteLove the caption that is a perfect Trump Tweet.
ReplyDeleteThe poem as such is a good rant - rhetorical figure of choice being hyperbole.
BTW, show me a mammal that hasn't at some point had poop in its fur...