THE NAMING OF BOYBAND MEMBERS

To-day we have naming of hot boyband members. Yesterday,
We had daily affirmations to change. And to-morrow morning,
We shall have time to go look at boys. But to-day,
To-day we have naming of hot boyband members. Monica’s blonde hair and bare skin
Glistens like coral in the neighboring gardens,
          And to-day we have naming of hot boyband members.

This is the joker of the group. And this
Is the mysterious one of the group, whose use you will see,
When you are given your copies of their albums. And this is the best singer, who’s allure
Which in your case is quite difficult to understand. The sun shines on her beautiful face, as she moves with silent, eloquent gestures, who’s allure
          Which in our case is quite difficult to understand.

This is the best dancer, who is always released
As soon as the music starts. And please do not let me
See anyone talking amongst yourselves. You can make this quite easy
If you only pay attention now. Her body
looks fragile even in motion, never letting anyone see
          Her beautiful smile.

And here you can see is the so-called background members. The purpose of these
is to look good, as you see. We can see them moving
Rapidly backwards and forwards on stage: we call this
pleasing the eye. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The beautiful Monica dances as she eases my eyes with her body’s movements:
          They call it pleasing the eye.

They call it pleasing the eye: it is perfectly easy to see why
When you see them smiling and dancing on stage: the best dancer,
And the best singer, and the mysterious one, and the background members,
Which in our case might be difficult to understand; and the beautiful Monica
Dancing in the neighboring gardens and the dancing backwards and forwards,
          For to-day we have naming of boyband members. 

Bad Grammar Googlism

bad grammar is forever
bad grammar is no longer active
bad grammar is like hearing the sound of fingernails scraping across a blackboard
bad grammar is that
bad grammar is another issue that recruiters and human resource people frequently encounter
bad grammar is slovenly rather
bad grammar is so bad
bad grammar is hard for foreign audiences to cope with
bad grammar is the secret to his equally bad magic
bad grammar is appalling
bad grammar is consistent throughout the hoax
bad grammar is like speaking with marbles in your mouth
bad grammar is
bad grammar is the misuse of quotation marks
bad grammar is just plain annoying
bad grammar is completely intentional
bad grammar is a sure sign the client has only used a designer
bad grammar is excessive
bad grammar is an unnecessary evil
bad grammar is because of my crappy skills into the english language
bad grammar is always very difficult so we generally don't attempt to do it unless it is extremely necessary
bad grammar is a different thing entirely from trying to turn lojban into your native language
bad grammar is a different thing entirely from
bad grammar is not the
bad grammar is realistic dialogue
bad grammar is noticed by those who know better
bad grammar is the static that interrupts the communication process just like a weak radio or cell phone signal
bad grammar is so wide spread that even those who use it
bad grammar is a gas
bad grammar is synonymous with depth this is a community for
bad grammar is part of our charm
bad grammar is not acceptable
bad grammar is changing speakers in mid
bad grammar is "if i come stay go
bad grammar is a perfectly
bad grammar is always a bad idea
bad grammar is now so prevalent that
bad grammar is actually far superior to anything the normal hack
bad grammar is your pet peeve
bad grammar is permitted only during actual sex
bad grammar is something we all have a problem with at times
bad grammar is "creative
bad grammar is underlined in green
bad grammar is an online showcase for self
bad grammar is acceptable
bad grammar is an online showcase for fiction authors who are self
bad grammar is bad grammar
bad grammar is tomorrow's standard english
bad grammar is a different thing entirely from trying to turn lojban into your
bad grammar is a sign of being a “real person
bad grammar is intentional
bad grammar is slovenly"
bad grammar is an online showcase for self publishing fiction authors
bad grammar is in their
bad grammar is just too widespread
bad grammar is lots worser
bad grammar is result to the game's bad grammar
bad grammar is not my fault
bad grammar is not quite as charming in print as it is when spoken
bad grammar is more typical of the poor
bad grammar is another man's creative english dr
bad grammar is okay
bad grammar is welcome here
bad grammar is there for a reason
bad grammar is the first symptom of fascism
bad grammar is george w's fault
bad grammar is pervasively annoying
bad grammar is used
bad grammar is the least of the song's problems
bad grammar is slovenly
bad grammar is going to make her less believable
bad grammar is trying to convince me that he'd "done found a real escher"
bad grammar is the leading cause of slow
bad grammar is a constitutional right
bad grammar is a reason to reject in any medium
bad grammar is occasionally necessary
bad grammar is the misuse of those two words we all hold dear
bad grammar is unprofessional
bad grammar is reason to reject in any medium
bad grammar is an online showcase for fiction authors who self
bad grammar is not ordinarily life

Writing Game Eight – 5 AM

Author function: Scriptor

Notion: Heartbreak/Sadness

The airport is silent that morning. It is barely 5 am, and artificial light lights up the room. Outside, darkness still rules, and fog has crept in, almost as a representation of her mood that morning. Being here was the last thing she wanted. She could not bear the thought of being alone once again. They had known this would happen from the beginning. This was part of it, but it was hard for her to accept.

Walking in, they barely spoke, the huge suitcase got checked in and everything was ready. Then there was nothing to do but wait. Wait for the inevitable moment when it was time to say goodbye.

When it happened, she fought so hard not to cry, yet it was breaking her heart to have to do this. They shared a long hug, looked deep into each other’s eyes. She knew her tears were blatantly obvious, but in that moment, she couldn’t control it anymore. Their lips found each other in a deep, shaky kiss, hearts pounding and hands shaking. This was it.

“I love you..”

“I love you too..” – So much!

Then her love disappeared into the crowd and all that was left for her was to go home.

Reflections:

Writing as a scriptor allows for more emotions to come through and for a story to be told. Furthermore, the story has potential is more personal and engaging. In the text above, the notion of heartbreak and sadness is viewed from a personal point of view in order to make the reader feel the pain of the characters. This is different from other types of author functions in the way that the reader gets a closer look at who the characters are. In academic writing, this type of closeness is not needed or created.

Had the notion of sadness/heartbreak needed to be described in an academic fashion, the article would have included studies describing in detail what happens biologically when a person feels such emotions and why they occur. Studies of how to deal with such emotions in the best way would also be included. Also, and academic article would include thoroughly reliable sources and a reference list of these at the end.

Finally, the language itself would be formal and from a neutral point of view in an academic article. The sentences would be more complex and longer while in the text above, the sentences are straight forward and full of biased language.