Naming of food

To-day we have naming of food. Yesterday,

 we had playtime. And to-morrow morning,

we shall have detention after what we had done. But to-day,

To-day we have naming of food.

The lunch lady is stacking our weapons very neatly

And to-day we have naming of food.

These are your meatballs. And this

Is your sauce, whose use you will see,

When you are given your spaghetti. And this is the Jell-O,

Which in your case you have not got. The onion can literally tear

Your opponent apart, raising his white flag,

Which in our case we have not got.

This is the milk carton, which is always opened

With a flick of a straw. And I don’t want to see

Anyone using a plastic knife. You can do it quite easy

If you place your reliance on the straw. Use the liquid

When closest to your target, never letting anyone see

Any of you using a plastic knife.

And this you can see is the tray. The purpose of this

Is to stack all of your chosen weapons, as you see. You can throw them

Rapidly backwards and forwards hitting your enemies: I call this

Food fighting. And rapidly backwards and forwards

Goes the angry parents picking up their child with a detention slip in one hand,

I call this food fighting.

I call it food fighting: it is perfectly easy

If you place your reliance on your weapons: like the straw,

And the tray, and the greasiest foods, and the banana peel,

Which in your case you have not got, and the lunch lady

Spinning her head backwards and forwards in despair,

For to-day we have naming of food