Black Friday

To-day we have naming of necessities. Yesterday, we had an obstacle course training. And to-morrow morning, we shall have security training. But to-day, we have naming of necessities. The shiny discounted wares begin to attract a ravenous horde. And to-day we have naming of distress signals.

This is your uniform and badge. And this is your walkie-talkie, whose use you will realize when the moment arrives. And this is your segway, but in your case, you will yet have to wait. The alluring wares have been discounted further 10%, the horde approaches, but in their case, they will yet have to wait.

This is the safety escape-hatch, which is always opened if you have a little upper body strength. If it’s stuck, use all your strength with hands and legs, for it is a moment of desperation. The undying hunger of the consumer is felt against the reinforced doors and windows, using all their strength with hands and legs, for it is a moment of desperation.

And this you can see is your club. The purpose of it is self-defence, as you can see. We can swing it rapidly forwards and sideways, for it is Black Friday. And rapidly forwards and sideways The mindless consumers are breaching and assaulting the store: For it is Black Friday.

For it is Black Friday: and perfectly easy if you have a little upper body strength: and your club, your self-defense, your walkie-talkie, and your segway, which you have not yet got; And the bloodthirsty war cries deafens the store and the horde breaching forwards and sideways,

For to-day we have naming of necessities.